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Bones and Metal, The Collected Works

After my most recent surgery, I feel the need to share the collected works. The Doctors were obviously worried that I might be getting bored of the routine, so this time they decided to present me with something new. Enjoy further below.

For the record, after a lifetime of family and friends warning me of the dangers of radical politics, all my injuries are from playing futbol or ice hockey.

The one and only original masterpiece, right ankle, 2009…

The middle child, right foot, 2010…

The most recent addition, right hand, 2012. Yes, those are large screws coming out of my finger. My first thoughts when I saw it were „oh my fucking god, what have they done to me…Im in „Saw“" but Doctors call it a „dynamic external fixator.“

Surgery, Chapter 8

Just a quick personal note, for those of you who have not been following the plot from the beginning, this blog was started after the Great Ankle Destruction of 2009.

Having almost completed a spectacular recovery (I again play ice hockey and futbol regularly, as well as running 10k several times weekly), in 2010 I broke myself again (this time during futbol, not hockey).

Well, apparently „no hay dos sin tres,“ and you can never have enough screws in your body, so tomorrow, having broken myself again a few weeks ago (this time bones in my hand) I will be going in for surgery number 8.

Unpleasant doesnt begin to describe it, and this time I get to be awake for it.

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